Friday, July 10, 2026

Cyborg Cockroaches Are Coming To Take Our Jobs


Just kidding, they're actually a stand-in for humans, until we perfect the technology, and normalize the idea of having your frontal cortex severed and replaced with a fork of one of the couple thousand richest people in the world, who will be the only ones allowed to have their frontal cortex scaled up to serve the rest of the population. 

How do you look at this and not think about the guy in Metallica's "One"

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or a dream
Deep down inside, I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

[music video link]  

 
This is the native article where you find pictures like these:

AI listens to insect body signals to guide cyborg cockroaches
May 2026, phys.org

"Gentle stimulation" and "low burden stimulation" please make it stop 

via University of Osaka: Chowdhury Mohammad Masum Refat et al, Perception-driven control strategy for bio-intelligent cyborg insect, ROBOMECH Journal (2026). DOI: 10.1186/s40648-026-00344-7



But wait, there's more!


A diving suit for cyborg cockroaches could enhance search-and-rescue operations
Jun 2026, phys.org

For fuck's sake with the goddam cockroaches already

via Nanyang Technological University: Zifu Fan et al, Underwater Suit-Wearing Cyborg Insect Capable of Hours-Long Diving and Terra-Aqua Travel, Nature Communications (2026). DOI: 10.1038/s41467-026-74235-1

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