For Real Though

aka Full Meta
I know this is old news, but we have to document these things for posterity -- The real President of the United States verifies the authenticity of his twitter account by calling it The Real [President of the United States].

Image source: The Real Seal
Effective March 15, 2012, the management of the REAL® Seal program was transferred from the United Dairy Industry Association to National Milk Producers Federation. This transfer is symbolic of the renewed purpose. From helping consumers discriminate real from fake cheese on pizza, the new purpose of Real dairy products distinguishes animal milk from soy, rice and nut milk. (But nobody wants to say nut milk.)

Fake Police

You got that??

'Chemtrails' not real, say leading atmospheric science experts
Aug 2016, phys.org

"Well-understood physical and chemical processes can easily explain the alleged evidence of a secret, large-scale atmospheric spraying program, commonly referred to as "chemtrails" or "covert geoengineering," concludes a new study from Carnegie Science, University of California Irvine, and the nonprofit organization Near Zero."

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On the Illusion of Intent and Mass Conspiracy
Network Address, circa 2014

Culture Fail 
Network Address, circa 2012