Friday, June 5, 2026

Make Stuff Up

 

A clearer future: Researchers unveil transparent, plastic-free wood
Feb 2026, phys.org

There was a lot of work coming out related to wood, like black wood, clear wood, wood stronger than steel, and I'm not sure what happened to all that. 

Wood is normally opaque because it contains lignin and countless microscopic air cavities called lumens, which scatter light. Removing lignin turns wood white and translucent but achieving true transparency has been challenging.

The research team focused on delignified wood treated with potassium hydroxide (KOH). They discovered that alkali treatment removes most of the remaining hemicellulose and changes the chemical state of carboxyl groups in the cell walls. These changes soften the wood's internal cellulose microfibril skeleton. When the treated wood is dried, the softened cell walls collapse more completely, reducing internal air gaps and dramatically decreasing light scattering. As a result, the material becomes highly transparent—without polymer impregnation or plastic additives.

via University of Osaka: Hitomi Yagyu et al, Anisotropic Transparency of Alkali‐Treated Wood, Macromolecular Materials and Engineering (2026). DOI: 10.1002/mame.202500389



AI-designed diffractive optical processors pave the way for low-power structural health monitoring
Mar 2026, phys.org

Probably read carefully, this is complicated.

Structural Health Monitoring - Instead of relying on traditional sensor networks that digitize raw physical signals, the new system uses a passive, optimized diffractive layer attached to the target structure. As the structure oscillates, this optimized diffractive surface moves, modulating an incoming illuminating wave to encode the structural displacements into light, which is then captured by a few optical detectors and rapidly decoded by a low-power neural network.

via UCLA Engineering Institute for Technology Advancement: Yuntian Wang et al, Structural vibration monitoring with diffractive optical processors, Science Advances (2026). DOI: 10.1126/sciadv.aea1712


What Chinese characters can tell us about designing strong materials
Apr 2026, phys.org

So what about graffiti?

"Certain Chinese characters have strong, distinctive geometries, and these are shapes that 'felt' like they could exhibit unique mechanical properties and behaviors." 

The presence of curves, crossbeams, and gradation, and the fact that they fit into discrete square cells makes Chinese characters especially fit for creating functional, structural unit cells.

via American Institute of Physics and University of Edinburgh: Mechanical metamaterials built from Chinese characters, The Journal of Applied Physics (2026). DOI: 10.1063/5.0304459


Texas startup uses robots to build homes out of clay and soil
May 2026, KXAN Austin

Startup Terran Robotics - they're literally grabbing dirt from the ground at the site and using it to build the house, using robots to do "rammed earth" construction, which is, interestingly, also the building style most often used in the self-sustainable Earthships of the American Southwest. 


How cement 'breathes in' and stores millions of tons of CO₂ a year
Dec 2025, phys.org

The cement in U.S. buildings and infrastructure sequesters over 6.5 million metric tons of CO2 annually. This corresponds to roughly 13% of the process emissions in U.S. cement manufacturing. In Mexico, the same building stock sequesters about 5 million tons a year.

A concrete highway in Dallas sequesters CO2 differently than Mexico City apartments made from concrete masonry units (CMUs). A foundation slab buried under the snow in Fairbanks, Alaska, "breathes in" CO2 at a different pace entirely.

"Carbon uptake is very sensitive to context. Four major factors drive it: the type of cement used, the product we make with it (concrete, CMUs, or mortar), the geometry of the structure, and the climate and conditions it's exposed to. Even within the same structure, uptake can vary five-fold between different elements."

"We observed something unique about Mexico: Despite using half the cement that the U.S. does, the country has three-quarters of the uptake. This is because Mexico makes more use of mortar and lower-strength concrete, and bagged cement mixed on-site. These practices are why their uptake sequesters about a quarter of their cement manufacturing emissions."

"Increasing the amount of surface area exposed to air accelerates uptake and can be achieved by foregoing painting or tiling, or choosing designs like waffle slabs with a higher surface area-to-volume ratio. Additionally, avoiding unnecessarily stronger, less-porous concrete mixtures than required would speed up uptake while using less cement."

via MIT Concrete Sustainability Hub: Hessam AzariJafari et al, Carbon uptake dynamics of cement-based materials: Linking market structure, material use, and the carbon cycle, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (2025). DOI: 10.1073/pnas.2515116122

Thursday, June 4, 2026

Brain Free Mind Control Turned Me Into Two Different People


Every day that neural probe gets a little smaller, and a little deeper. In fact, we're not even using probes anymore, we're just shooting you through the head with lasers. Blood-brain barrier? 20th century. Actually, we're not even using brains anymore, because brains are insecure, too much attack surface. 

Holographic optogenetics could enable faster brain mapping for new discoveries
Oct 2025, phys.org

Optogenetics is cool but have you tried holographic optogenetics?
 
via Columbia University, UC Berkeley, and the Vision Institute Wavefront Engineering Microscopy team of Sorbonne University: Marcus A. Triplett et al, Rapid learning of neural circuitry from holographic ensemble stimulation enabled by model-based compressed sensing, Nature Neuroscience (2025). DOI: 10.1038/s41593-025-02053-7.

Also: I-Wen Chen et al, High-throughput synaptic connectivity mapping using in vivo two-photon holographic optogenetics and compressive sensing, Nature Neuroscience (2025). DOI: 10.1038/s41593-025-02024-y.



Neural implant smaller than a grain of salt can wirelessly track brain
Nov 2025, phys.org

MOTE - microscale optoelectronic tetherless electrode, a small scale, neural monitor and bio-integrated sensor, powered by red and infrared laser beams that pass harmlessly through brain tissue, and using a semiconductor diode made of aluminum gallium arsenide 

via Cornell Nanyang Technological University: Sunwoo Lee et al, A subnanolitre tetherless optoelectronic microsystem for chronic neural recording in awake mice, Nature Electronics (2025). DOI: 10.1038/s41928-025-01484-1


'Brain-free' robots that move in sync are powered entirely by air
Nov 2025, phys.org

Brain-free is another way to say it. They also call them "fluidic robots", and also embodied intelligence. 

A major goal in soft robotics is to encode behavior and decision-making directly into the robot's physical structure. 

They devised a single module that can do all three of these things: actuate in response to air pressure like a muscle, sense pressure change, and switch air flow between on and off like a logic gate. 

"This spontaneous coordination requires no predetermined instructions but arises purely from the way the units are coupled to each other and upon their interaction with the environment."

"Encoding decision-making and behavior directly into the robot's physical structure could lead to adaptive, responsive machines that don't need software to 'think.' It is a shift from 'robots with brains' to 'robots that are their own brains.' That makes them faster, more efficient, and potentially better at interacting with unpredictable environments."

via University of Oxford RADLab: Multifunctional Fluidic Units for Emergent, Responsive Robotic Behaviors, Advanced Materials (2025). DOI: 10.1002/adma.202510298.


Bioluminescent tool captures neural activity without external lasers
Dec 2025, phys.org

The team described a bioluminescence tool it recently developed, called the Ca2+ BioLuminescence Activity Monitor - or "CaBLAM," for short.

"You can make that process calcium-sensitive so you can get proteins that will shift back a different amount or different color of light, depending on whether or not calcium is present, with a bright signal."

via Bioluminescence Hub at Brown University Carney Institute for Brain Science: Gerard G. Lambert et al, CaBLAM: a high-contrast bioluminescent Ca2+ indicator derived from an engineered Oplophorus gracilirostris luciferase, Nature Methods (2025). DOI: 10.1038/s41592-025-02972-0


Brain computer interface enables rapid communication for two people with paralysis
Mar 2026, phys.org

This was always the way it was going to happen - they aren't choosing one letter at a time with an eye-tracker, they're imagining typing with their fingers, and the corresponding motor cortex spits signals recorded by the brain implant: 

"BrainGate" - Microelectrode sensors are placed in the motor cortex, a part of the brain that controls movement. Next, a QWERTY keyboard is displayed in front of the participant, with each letter mapped onto fingers and finger positions—up, down, or curled. As the participant intuitively attempts these finger movements, the electrodes sense the brain's electrical activity, then send a signal to a computer system that can translate the neural activity into letters. This output is then processed through a final predictive language model to ensure a cohesive, accurate communication result.

via Mass General Brigham Neuroscience Institute and Brown University: Justin J. Jude, Restoring rapid natural bimanual typing with a neuroprosthesis after paralysis, Nature Neuroscience (2026). DOI: 10.1038/s41593-026-02218-y. 


Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Temu Promethius



I rarely if ever use the illustrations in the thumbnail for the article. But first of all, the use of generative ai for illustrating science discoveries and inventions has been a big game changer. Second of all this idea needs an image, and this image seems to be perfectly explaining what's going on. It's a neuromorphic substrate for a neuromorphic computer that grows all by itself, in other words, "Artist's rendering of a biocomputing device that combines biological neurons with advanced electronics into a network that can be programmed to recognize patterns" --Kate Zvorykina w Ella Maru Studio, Inc for Princeton, 2026

Source:
New 3D device harnesses living brain cells for computing
Apr 2026, phys.org 

But here's the real reason for this post. 

AI Art - Shitty image generated by the editorial team using AI for illustrative purposes - 2026

Watching this seismic shift in visualization is a crazy experience - these kinds of images, the thumbnail here, are exactly the kind of thing I pushed my art students to go past - it's always a person or a person's head, and cramming other more abstract objects etc into it or near it. It's the most basic form of symbolic imagery creation, and it's fucking boring guys. It doesn't matter if it's done with good technical accuracy, it's still boring. Will we all learn to grow past this tendency together or will there be a divide between people who can think more outside the box vs everyone else (sounds like the role the artist has had forever, no different just because ai is so "revolutionary").

Note that my google email inbox services ask me if I want to use their artificial intelligence email summary feature to summarize this email, but only this email, the one containing this article that I sent to myself, despite my having hundreds of similar ones in the same inbox. But I digress; because I don't care about the article, just the picture.

Source:
Can AI ascertain our personality traits from our ChatGPT history?
May 2026, phys.org


Tuesday, June 2, 2026

New Jersey Graffiti in the Wild

EVICT and 2BROKE in the background - Apr 2026

Over 100 firefighters battle fire that erupted at N.J. chemical warehouse, authorities say
Apr 2026, nj.com

More than 100 firefighters battled a blaze Thursday afternoon that erupted at a Newark chemical warehouse, authorities said.

Crews were called to the warehouse, located at 104 Lister Ave., at 12:53 p.m. and within the hour, the fire was upgraded from a two-alarm to a three-alarm blaze, Newark Public Safety Director Emanuel Miranda said.

Monday, June 1, 2026

The Most Representative Image of Lab Blood on the Internet


Can we just pay some respects to this image - it's been around for years and shows up at least once a week, carrying most of the weight of the internet when it comes to anything related to blood and science and even just human health in general. Respect!

For example, in the wild:
PFAS exposure may limit improvements in blood sugar after bariatric surgery
Dec 2025, phys.org

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Deep Pope and Other Images of Distinction


Only here to document the fact that this is the most famous deepfake image from our current era of the AI craze. The Pope in a puffy jacket. That is all. 
--Source: Sensor chips help identify deepfakes by adding cryptographic signatures to camera data, Mar 2026 https://techxplore.com/news/2026-03-sensor-chips-deepfakes-adding-cryptographic.html

And now for something completely different

"Playmate of the Month". Playboy Magazine. November 1972, photographed by Dwight Hooker.

Lenna (or Lena) is a standard test image used in the field of digital image processing, starting in 1973. It is a picture of the Swedish model Lena Forsén, shot by photographer Dwight Hooker and cropped from the centerfold of the November 1972 issue of Playboy magazine. The scan became one of the most used images in computer history.

Use of this 512x512 scan is "overlooked" and by implication permitted by Playboy.
Alexander Sawchuk et al scanned the image and cropped it specifically for distribution for use by image compression researchers, and hold no copyright on it.
--The USC-SIPI image database, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=20658476

And further follow up - Playboy image from 1972 gets ban from IEEE computer journals, Mar 2024 https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/03/playboy-image-from-1972-gets-ban-from-ieee-computer-journals/

Robert Tinney - Collage of classic Byte magazine covers - circa 1980s

Post Script:
"Computing’s Norman Rockwell" - Byte magazine artist Robert Tinney, who illustrated the birth of PCs, dies at 78, Feb 2026 https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/02/byte-magazine-artist-robert-tinney-who-illustrated-the-birth-of-pcs-dies-at-78/


Post Post Script for Posterity Purposes:
The "Spaghetti Benchmark" in AI video traces its origins back to March 2023, when we first covered an early example of horrific AI-generated video using an open source video synthesis model called ModelScope. The spaghetti example later became well-known enough that Smith parodied it almost a year later in February 2024.
--Google’s Will Smith double is better at eating AI spaghetti … but it’s crunchy? May 2025 https://arstechnica.com/ai/2025/05/googles-will-smith-double-is-better-at-eating-ai-spaghetti-but-its-crunchy/

And the Upgrade - [sorry it was posted on the site formally known as Twitter, you get no link]

Saturday, May 30, 2026

The Williamsburg Art of Cookery


Also titled The Accomplished Gentlewoman's Companion: Being a Collection of Upwards of Five Hundred of the Most Ancient and Approved Recipes in Virginia Cookery
By Mrs. Helen Bullock, 4th edition, 1942
Published in Colonial Williamsburg, Virginia

Original printing in 1742 by William Parks, and collected from a much larger book by Mrs. E. Smith in England. He omitted ingredients and materials not found in Virginia (hence the "Williamsburg" added to the title). But it also sounds like they added recipes from Williamsburg, either from locally sold cookbooks, or from the books in people's houses, used by the cooks of the house, and collected at estate sales and the like. 

It's like reading a book of magic spells. 

Unusual or surprising ingredients:
  • "Some make this broth with a sheep's head instead of a leg of beef, and it is very good, but you must chop the head all to pieces."
  • walnut ketchup p14, mushroom catsup 
  • okra is mentioned in a gumbo recipe 
  • curry powder too! 
  • snail broth 
  • Brunswick Stew starts w 2 squirrels cut up 
  • Samphere (in a mutton cutlet) - it's a succulent, marsh samphere and rock samphere, which is also called sea fennel 
  • Collops - sliced bacon 
  • Squab pie works for robins too 
  • BBQ squirrel 
  • Morels! and they're explicit from "mushrooms"
  • pickled oysters 
  • there's a lot of oysters in this book
  • cracklin bread (w cracklins) 
  • "salad oil" 
  • salsify is a root like a carrot but more limp and thinner and tan colored. Used to be very common but doesn't keep well, disappeared w locally grown food. 
  • cornstarch (in 1800) 
  • brown corn syrup (in a recipe from 1750-1850?) 
  • celery vinegar 
  • pickled nasturtiums
  • sea wormwood 
  • lavender relish??? 
  • For seed cakes - "...Pounded cardamom, coriander, bene, and caraway were the old favorites" 
  • Pork cake 
  • Hartshorn jelly (a deer antler) 
  • Orgeat - an almond milk drink 

Unusual or surprising processes or uses of ingredients:
  • Beef broth for sick people - take a piece of lean beef and cut it cross and cross, and then pour on it scalding water and cover until cold. When you want it, heat the broth again and season it ("beef tea") 
  • "settle w egg shells"(?) in both the catfish chowder and black eyed peas soup 
  • pocket glue, pocket soup, veal glue; it lasts for months (this is the reason I bought the book) 
  • A savory jelly - "the whites of two eggs beaten, and their shells..."(?) 
  • Why is the butter always "rolled up in flour"? 
  • the recipe for the reconstituted mega egg using bladders is crazy 
  • (on measurements) "Put in a saucepan, over the fire, with enough butter to cover the bottom of the pan when melted" 
  • (on measurements) butter the size of an egg and a gill of wine 
  • for a fried trout, garnish w the leaves of strawberries, parsley, etc. 
  • The first sentence of the Turtle Soup recipe: "Kill the turtle at daylight in summer, the night before in winter, and hang it up to bleed" (assuming the warm temp might spoil too fast?)
  • a quick over means a hot-ass oven, also called a clear fire; they had no thermometers
  • slow oven! 
  • "Cold Slaw" recipe - the word is today "cole slaw" but it's Dutch kool-cabbage and sla-salad; but wait, this recipe comes from no joke Mrs. Cole, so it could also be called Cole's Slaw
  • toss them up well with a silver fork
  • "To have them in perfection ..." starts a sentence with 83 words and 4 semicolons 
  • Pumpkin Fritters - "the pumpkin must be well boiled, left from dinner"(?) 
  • "Having picked your spinach very clean, and washed it in 5 or 6 waters" 
  • turnip tops must be boiled in lots of water; not enough and they taste bitter 
  • why a silver knife? 
  • wash the salt from a pound of butter? 
  • pickled mangos - ... and so do every day for nine times together, and when they are cold, cover them with leather 
  • Peaches in Brandy gets covered in lye at first 
  • they're saying to use turmeric to collect scum from the top of boiling water for sweet watermelon pickle 
  • Beautiful description of a party table - ... Veal that had sucked two well-fed cows. Lamb that was fattened in a house. Bacon well-fed on Indian corn ... 
  • "Take a pot of coffee made in water" (what else do you make it in?) 
  • "Boil it to the ninth degree"! 
  • "Beat your yolk, half an hour at least" 
  • Beat your almonds very find, and with rose water 
  • Wine icing 
  • The Lisbon Cake must be the longest recipe in the book 
  • They use spinach and beets and cochineal to color their deserts, and if you can taste the spinach or the beets, you're happy just to look at it 
  • Isinglass is collagen from dried fish bladders 
  • Almonds, blanched and beaten, very fine in a little rose water 
  • The recipe for Steeple Cream is the witch's brew - it contains to ounces of ivory, and some of hartshorn, which is shaved deer antler, and seems to act like baking powder (or baker's ammonia?) 
  • Throwing Irish shade! "Irish potato pudding is made in the same manner, but is not so good" circa 1831 
  • in the "whipt cream" they suggest perfuming with musk or "ambergrease" 
  • a lot of milk in the alcohol recipes 
  • "Add slowly, drop by drop, one pint of choice French brandy"
  • Orange wine, with oranges and yeast 
  • There's a recipe containing beer, milk and eggs, and to heat til just before boiling 
  • So much sugar!
  • one of the mince pies lasts 4 months