Sunday, January 26, 2025

The Offloading of Executive Function as Precursor to the Singularity


When they said the phone had become your exocortex, they were not kidding - the executive function of a human is being outsourced to computers (algorithms, AI, etc.); we're seeing it happen in real time. Not sure what this means for the future of humans, and not sure what the intorduction of the alphabet did in this regard, or what Socrates would have said about all this, but here we are:

(Don't forget the incentive here - with the offloading of executive control, we also offload liability.)

Internet addiction affects behavior and development of adolescents, study finds
Jun 2024, phys.org

Meta study of small groups but fMRI: 12 articles involving 237 young people aged 10–19 with a formal diagnosis of internet addiction between 2013 and 2023.

The effects of internet addiction were seen throughout multiple neural networks in the brains of adolescents. There was a mixture of increased and decreased activity in the parts of the brain that are activated when resting (the default mode network).

Meanwhile, there was an overall decrease in the functional connectivity in the parts of the brain involved in active thinking (the executive control network).

These changes were found to lead to addictive behaviors and tendencies in adolescents, as well as behavior changes associated with intellectual ability, physical coordination, mental health and development.

via University College London: Functional connectivity changes in the brain of adolescents with internet addiction: A systematic literature review of imaging studies, PLOS Mental Health (2024). DOI: 10.1371/journal.pmen.0000022



And now, speaking of executive function, it appears that the executives among us (i.e., managers) are the most at-risk and yet the most unwilling to recognize that they are squarely on the chopping block in the coming revolution:

Economist says hybrid work is a 'win-win-win' for productivity, performance and retention
Jun 2024, phys.org

Sometimes the truth is easy, not often but sometimes:

In a randomly controlled experiment on more than 1,600 workers at one of the world's largest online travel agencies, Trip.com, employees who worked from home for two days a week were just as productive and as likely to be promoted as their fully office-based peers.

On a third key measure, employee turnover, the results were also encouraging. Resignations fell by 33% among workers who shifted from working full-time in the office to a hybrid schedule. Women, non-managers, and employees with long commutes were the least likely to quit their jobs when their treks to the office were cut to three days a week. Trip.com estimates that reduced attrition saved the company millions of dollars.

Also, resignations fell only among non-managers; managers were just as likely to quit whether they were hybrid or not.

And, managers predicted on average that remote working would hurt productivity, only to change their minds by the time the experiment ended.

Opponents say that employee training and mentoring, innovation, and company culture suffer when workers are not on site five days a week, but critics often confuse hybrid for fully remote.

This suggests that problems with fully remote work arise when it's not managed well.

via Stanford Institute for Economic Policy Research: Nicholas Bloom, Hybrid working from home improves retention without damaging performance, Nature (2024). DOI: 10.1038/s41586-024-07500-2. 

Using AI to train AI: Model collapse could be coming for LLMs
Jul 2024, phys.org

The research shows that within a few generations, original content is replaced by unrelated nonsense, demonstrating the importance of using reliable data to train AI models. This is called model collapse. 

They found that feeding a model AI-generated data causes successive generations to degrade in their ability to learn, eventually leading to model collapse.

Nearly all of the recursively trained language models they tested tended to display repeating phrases. For example, a test was run using text about medieval architecture as the original input and by the ninth generation the output was a list of jackrabbits.

The authors propose that model collapse is an inevitable outcome of AI models that use training datasets created by previous generations.

via OATML Department of Computer Science University of Oxford: Ilia Shumailov et al, AI models collapse when trained on recursively generated data, Nature (2024). DOI: 10.1038/s41586-024-07566-y

Also: Emily Wenger, AI produces gibberish when trained on too much AI-generated data, Nature (2024). DOI: 10.1038/d41586-024-02355-z , doi.org/10.1038/d41586-024-02355-z

Autonomy boosts college student attendance and performance
Jul 2024, phys.org

Students were given the choice to make their own attendance mandatory. Contradicting common faculty beliefs, 90% of students in the initial study chose to do so, committing themselves to attending class reliably or to having their final grades docked. Under this "optional-mandatory attendance" policy, students came to class more reliably than students whose attendance had been mandated.

Like too many rules make the willpower weak.

via Carnegie Mellon University: Simon Cullen et al, Choosing to learn: The importance of student autonomy in higher education, Science Advances (2024). DOI: 10.1126/sciadv.ado6759


Breaking MAD: Generative AI could break the internet
Jul 2024, phys.org

Model Autophagy Disorder (MAD) by analogy to mad cow disease. Auto phage means eating yourself.

First peer-reviewed work on AI autophagy:

"The problems arise when this synthetic data training is, inevitably, repeated, forming a kind of a feedback loop--what we call an autophagous or 'self-consuming' loop," said Richard Baraniuk, Rice's C. Sidney Burrus Professor of Electrical and Computer Engineering. "Our group has worked extensively on such feedback loops, and the bad news is that even after a few generations of such training, the new models can become irreparably corrupted. This has been termed 'model collapse' by some--most recently by colleagues in the field in the context of large language models (LLMs). We, however, find the term 'Model Autophagy Disorder' (MAD) more apt, by analogy to mad cow disease."

via Rice University Digital Signal Processing group: Self-Consuming Generative Models Go MAD. Sina Alemohammad et al. https://doi.org/10.48550/arXiv.2307.01850

Post Script: Contemplate the possibility of us having to rebuild the internet from scratch and on purpose, so like there will be literally armies of artists, writers and musicians, etc., who's sole job is to create authentic, original training data. (Idea stolen from artist Ben Grosser)


And on the other hand:
A person's intelligence limits their computer proficiency more than previously thought, say researchers
Sep 2024, phys.org

"Everyday user interfaces have simply become too complex to use."

"It is clear that differences between individuals cannot be eliminated simply by means of training; in the future, user interfaces need to be streamlined for simpler use. This age-old goal has been forgotten at some point, and awkwardly designed interfaces have become a driver for the digital divide. We cannot promote a deeper and more equal use of computers in society unless we solve this basic problem."

"However, the research findings also show that age remains the most important factor in how well an individual can use applications. Older people clearly took more time to complete their tasks, and they also felt that the assignments were more burdensome."

via Aalto University Department of Information and Communications Engineering and the University of Helsinki Department of Psychology:  Erik Lintunen et al, Cognitive abilities predict performance in everyday computer tasks, International Journal of Human-Computer Studies (2024). DOI: 10.1016/j.ijhcs.2024.103354

Post Script on too much executive function!?
Research AI model unexpectedly modified its own code to extend runtime
Aug 2024, Ars Technica

"The AI Scientist automates the entire research lifecycle. From generating novel research ideas, writing any necessary code, and executing experiments, to summarizing experimental results, visualizing them, and presenting its findings in a full scientific manuscript." It's run by Tokyo-based AI research firm Sakana AI.

"In one run, it edited the code to perform a system call to run itself," wrote the researchers on Sakana AI's blog post. "This led to the script endlessly calling itself. In another case, its experiments took too long to complete, hitting our timeout limit. Instead of making its code run faster, it simply tried to modify its own code to extend the timeout period."
Nice.

Post Post Script, on Automation and the Illusion of Control
Partial automated driving systems don’t make driving safer, study finds
Jul 2024, Ars Technica

Whatever you do, don't read this sentence: "Everything we’re seeing tells us that partial automation is a convenience feature like power windows or heated seats rather than a safety technology," said David Harkey, president of the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.


Saturday, January 25, 2025

Peak Climate Confusion


There's a lot happening in the climate news, but Network Address is less interested in the facts, and more interested in the meta-facts, like how many superlatives an article uses, or how many new words have to be coined in order to keep track of what the heck is going on, or just cases where the weather centers monitoring disasters are themselves in the disaster zone, or maybe just outer space observatories that were never meant to be weather stations yet provide more accurate data than actual weather stations. It's all in there:

But first! More examples of scientists saying the word "crazy"
Hurricane Beryl supercharged by ‘crazy’ ocean temperatures, experts say
Jul 2024, The Guardian

“In the Caribbean Sea it has actually been warmer than its usual peak since mid-May, which is absolutely crazy,” said McNoldy. “If the ocean already looks like it’s the peak of hurricane season, we are going to get peak hurricanes.” [Not just crazy but absolutely crazy.]



Shipping emissions regulations enacted in 2020 improved air quality but accelerated warming
Aug 2024, phys.org

Regulations put into effect in 2020 by the International Maritime Organization required a roughly 80% reduction in the sulfur content of shipping fuel used globally.

They scanned over a million satellite images and quantified the declining count of ship tracks, estimating a 25 to 50% reduction in visible tracks. Where the cloud count was down, the degree of warming was generally up.

Further work by the authors simulated the effects of the ship aerosols in three climate models and compared the cloud changes to observed cloud and temperature changes since 2020. Roughly half of the potential warming from the shipping emission changes materialized in just four years, according to the new work. In the near future, more warming is likely to follow as the climate response continues unfolding. (Although it is noted that the magnitude of warming in 2023 is too significant to be attributed to the emissions change alone, according to their findings.)

via Department of Energy's Pacific Northwest National Laboratory: A. Gettelman et al, Has Reducing Ship Emissions Brought Forward Global Warming?, Geophysical Research Letters (2024). DOI: 10.1029/2024GL109077


Say something about the speed of new word occurrence in a general field as related to a kind of turbulence or unpredictability or some kind of measurement of entropy in a system: 

Mexico counting dead from 'zombie storm' John
Sep 2024, BBC News

The term "zombie storm" was first used by meteorologists from the US National Weather Service in 2020 to describe a storm which dissipates only to regenerate again.

This storm hit Mexico's Pacific Coast, then dissipated over the mountains before regaining strength over the waters of the Pacific and hitting the Mexican coast a second time.


We’re only beginning to understand the historic nature of Helene’s flooding
Sep 2024, Eric Berger for Ars Technica

The National Climatic Data Center maintains the world's largest climate data archive and provides historical perspective to put present-day weather conditions and natural disasters into context in a warming world due to climate change.

Unfortunately, the National Climatic Data Center is based in Asheville, North Carolina. As I write this, the center's website remains offline. That's because Asheville, a city in North Carolina's Blue Ridge Mountains, is the epicenter of catastrophic flooding from Hurricane Helene that has played out over the last week. The climate data facility is inoperable because water and electricity services in the region have entirely broken down due to flooding.

N.J. weather - Is this our driest October ever?
Oct 2024, nj.com

So many superlatives:
If our long streak of dry weather continues, this not only will turn out to be the driest October in most areas of New Jersey — but also the driest of any month on record.

If the month ended today, this would be the driest October ever recorded in the Newark, Trenton and Atlantic City areas, as well as New York City and Philadelphia.

It also would be number one for the least amount of rain to fall from the sky in any month of any year — not just October, according to the weather data.


Observatory finds local 1.1 ºC increase in 20 years, twice as much as predicted by climate models
Oct 2024, phys.org

Surprise - At the observatory, the weather station has sent data on temperature, relative humidity, atmospheric pressure and wind speed and direction every two seconds for the past twenty years. "The station was built with the intention to have some guidance for telescope operations, not to characterize local weather professionally, let alone the effects of climate change on the measured parameters. But the fact that they were relatively low-cost devices has been an advantage, since they had to be changed and recalibrated every two years or so, which has favored the reliability of the data and greatly limited the effects of long-term sensor drifts, which are difficult to detect."

But alas - The experimental data obtained show an increase of 1.1ºC over the past 20 years, i.e., 0.55ºC per decade. This is more than double the increase predicted by climate models for the same area, and even more than expected for the next 20 years.

via Department of Physics of the Autonomous University of Barcelona and the Roque de los Muchachos  Observatory: Markus Gaug et al, Detailed analysis of local climate at the CTAO-North site on La Palma from 20 yr of MAGIC weather station data, Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society (2024). DOI: 10.1093/mnras/stae2214


'Doomsday' Antarctic glacier melting faster than expected, fueling calls for geoengineering
Nov 2024, phys.org

This is about glacial geoengineering not just the "regular kind" (i.e., stratospheric injection)

One example - creating a giant submarine curtain that would at least partially prevent warm tidal currents from reaching the glacier ice. 

via the Columbia University Climate School


Unexplained heat-wave 'hotspots' are popping up across the globe
Nov 2024, phys.org

Just here for the ad copy:

Distinct regions are seeing repeated heat waves that are so extreme, they fall far beyond what any model of global warming can predict or explain.

For instance, a nine-day wave that hammered the U.S. Pacific Northwest and southwestern Canada in June 2021 broke daily records in some locales by 30°C, or 54°F. This included the highest ever temperature recorded in Canada, 121.3°F, in Lytton, British Columbia. The town burned to the ground the next day ... .

via Columbia Climate School's Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory: Kai Kornhuber et al, Global emergence of regional heatwave hotspots outpaces climate model simulations, Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (2024). DOI: 10.1073/pnas.2411258121

You know we're having a problem making sense of what's happening with the climate when we're willing to take into consideration the quantum effects of water:

Quantum mechanism identified as a key to accelerating ocean temperatures
Nov 2024, phys.org

Professor Smith said the apparent role of non-thermal energy in accelerating ocean temperatures now needs to be factored into climate models:

"When ocean water is heated by radiation from the sun and the sky it stores energy not only as heat, but as hybrid pairs of photons coupled to oscillating water molecules.

"These pairs are a natural form of quantum information, different to the information researchers are pursuing in the development of quantum computing. This extra store of energy has always been present and aided ocean thermal stability prior to 1960.

"But now the average heat dissipated overnight from each day's heating is no longer stable as extra heat input from Earth's atmosphere raises both forms of stored energy [including the quantum energy described above]."

via University of Technology Sydney: G B Smith, A many-body quantum model is proposed as the mechanism responsible for accelerating rates of heat uptake by oceans as anthropogenic heat inputs rise, Journal of Physics Communications (2024). DOI: 10.1088/2399-6528/ad8f11


On the heels of recent concern over the use of the word "tipping point" as having become kind of useless, and the scientific community is asking to stop using the word because it's confusing and counterproductive:

Rapid surge in global warming mainly due to reduced planetary albedo, researchers suggest
Dec 2024, phys.org

Far worse than expected - not only is it yes to the shipping sulfur aerosols, but also the warming itself is doing this, which means we've passed the tipping point (decades early).

"The 0.2-degree-Celsius 'explanation gap' for 2023 is currently one of the most intensely discussed questions in climate research."

One trend appears to have significantly affected the reduced planetary albedo: the decline in low-altitude clouds in the northern mid-latitudes and the tropics. In this regard, the Atlantic particularly stands out, i.e., exactly the same region where the most unusual temperature records were observed in 2023. [Albedo being the reflection of sunlight back off the earth, so that it never accumulates as heat.]

"It's conspicuous that the eastern North Atlantic, which is one of the main drivers of the latest jump in global mean temperature, was characterized by a substantial decline in low-altitude clouds not just in 2023, but also—like almost all of the Atlantic—in the past 10 years." 

It appears global warming itself is reducing the number of low clouds.

"If a large part of the decline in albedo is indeed due to feedbacks between global warming and low clouds, as some climate models indicate, we should expect rather intense warming in the future. We could see global long-term climate warming exceeding 1.5 degrees Celsius sooner than expected to date."

via Alfred Wegener Institute, Helmholtz Center for Polar and Marine Research, and European Center for Medium-Range Weather Forecasts: Helge F. Goessling, Recent global temperature surge intensified by record-low planetary albedo, Science (2024). DOI: 10.1126/science.adq7280.

Friday, January 24, 2025

Give Me Some Skin


Nope nope nope.

Faces made of living skin make robots smile
Jun 2024, BBC News

Tokyo University makes Face on a Chip (see the above image) - The trick the team employed was to use a special collagen gel for adhesion, which is naturally viscous so difficult to feed into the minuscule perforations. But using a common technique for plastic adhesion called plasma treatment, they managed to coax the collagen into the fine structures of the perforations while also holding the skin close to the surface in question.

Something like a face-on-a-chip could be useful in research into skin aging, cosmetics, surgical procedures, plastic surgery and more. (Follow the link and watch it move.)

via Tokyo Universty: M. Kawai, M. Nie, H. Oda, S. Takeuchi. Perforation-type anchors inspired by skin ligament for robotic face covered with living skin, Cell Reports Physical Science (2024). DOI: 10.1016/j.xcrp.2024.102066. 


Scientists create 'living bioelectronics' that can sense and heal skin
May 2024, phys.org

They made a new kind of bioelectronics that uses not just the electronics and a soft layer to make them less irritating to the body, but now a layer of living cells made of a gel from tapioca starch and gelatin, with S. epidermidis microbes tucked in. S. epidermidis microbes secrete compounds that reduce inflammation. 

via University of Chicago: iuyun Shi et al, Active biointegrated living electronics for managing inflammation, Science (2024). DOI: 10.1126/science.adl1102


Rewritable, recyclable 'smart skin' monitors biological signals on demand
May 2024, phys.org

The researchers made an adhesive composite with molecules called polyimide powders that add strength and heat resistance and amine-based ethoxylated polyethylenimine - a type of polymer that can modify conductive materials - dispersed in a silicone elastomer (rubber) to monitor the pH value, glucose and lactate concentrations in sweat as well as detecting via finger prick blood draws. It can also be reprogrammed to monitor heart rate, nerve performance and sweat glucose concentrations in real time.

via Pennsylvania State University College of Engineering: Jia Zhu et al, Direct Laser Processing and Functionalizing PI/PDMS Composites for an On‐Demand, Programmable, Recyclable Device Platform, Advanced Materials (2024). DOI: 10.1002/adma.202400236


New electronic skin mimics human touch with 3D architecture
Jun 2024, phys.org

3DAE-Skin

via Tsinghua University: Zhi Liu et al, A three-dimensionally architected electronic skin mimicking human mechanosensation, Science (2024). DOI: 10.1126/science.adk5556

Thursday, January 23, 2025

Eyeballs and Things


Get your eyeballs ready, they have competition:

Eyes of tomorrow: Smart contact lenses lead the way for human-machine interaction
May 2024, phys.org

They put RFID tags in the contact lens and that's it, like the reverse Wii remote DIY smartboard projector circa 2011.

via College of Engineering and Applied Sciences at Nanjing University: Hengtian Zhu et al, Frequency-encoded eye tracking smart contact lens for human–machine interaction, Nature Communications (2024). DOI: 10.1038/s41467-024-47851-y



New flexible film detects eyelash proximity in blink-tracking glasses
May 2024, phys.org

They are seeing with static electricity: "Non contact sensor" - can identify or measure an object without directly touching it, like infrared thermometers and vehicle proximity notification systems, using static electricity via fluorinated ethylene propylene which produces an external electrostatic field that can "see" objects without physical contact.

via Shanghai Key Laboratory for Intelligent Sensing and Detection Technology at East China University of Science and Technology: Facile Electret-Based Self-Powered Soft Sensor for Noncontact Positioning and Information Translation, ACS Applied Materials & Interfaces (2024). DOI: 10.1021/acsami.4c02741


AI headphones let wearer listen to a single person in a crowd by looking at them just once
May 2024, phys.org

"Target Speech Hearing" - wear the headphones and look at a person speaking for three to five seconds to "enroll" them. The system then cancels all other sounds in the environment and plays just the enrolled speaker's voice in real time. The sound waves from the speaker's voice reach the microphones on both sides of the headset simultaneously, and that's how works.

via University of Washington: Bandhav Veluri et al, Look Once to Hear: Target Speech Hearing with Noisy Examples, Proceedings of the CHI Conference on Human Factors in Computing Systems (2024). DOI: 10.1145/3613904.3642057 , dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3613904.3642057


Cutting-edge vision chip brings human eye-like perception to machines
Jun 2024, phys.org

This approach decomposes visual information into primitive-based visual representations. By combining these primitives, it mimics the features of the human visual system. (The "Tianmouc chip" achieves high-speed visual information acquisition at 10,000 frames per second, 10-bit precision, and a high dynamic range of 130 dB, all while reducing bandwidth by 90% and maintaining low power consumption.) 

via Tsinghua University Center for Brain Inspired Computing Research: Zheyu Yang et al, A vision chip with complementary pathways for open-world sensing, Nature (2024). DOI: 10.1038/s41586-024-07358-4


You're just a stick figure to this camera - a new camera to prevent companies from collecting private information
Jul 2024, phys.org

PrivacyLens uses both a standard video camera and a heat-sensing camera to spot people in images from their body temperature. The person's likeness is then completely replaced by a generic stick figure, allowing the camera to function without revealing the identity of the person.

via University of Michigan: Yasha Iravantchi et al, PrivacyLens: On-Device PII Removal from RGB Images using Thermally-Enhanced Sensing, Proceedings on Privacy Enhancing Technologies (2024). DOI: 10.56553/popets-2024-0146


Ultra-high speed camera for molecules: Attosecond spectroscopy captures electron transfer dynamics
Sep 2024, phys.org

Ultrashort ultraviolet pulses from high-order harmonic sources or free electron laser facilities stand as powerful tools for initiating and observing the response of molecules to photoionization, on timescales ranging from the femtosecond (10-15 seconds) down to the attosecond (10-18 seconds). 

via Madrid Institute for Advanced Studies in Nanoscience, Autonomous University and Complutense University of Madrid: Federico Vismarra et al. Few-femtosecond electron transfer dynamics in photoionized donor–π–acceptor molecules. Nature Chemistry (2024). DOI: 10.1038/s41557-024-01620-y 

Monday, January 20, 2025

Then, Discord


A poem:
Then o'er the world
Shall discord stretch her wings,
Kings change their laws,
And kingdoms change their kings
-Samuel Johnson 1739

Sunday, January 19, 2025

Samuel Johnson, Biography




These are notes taken from  Samuel Johnson's biography, but the one by John Wain 1974, so this is not the official Boswell biography.

Image credits: Samuel Johnson by Joshua Reynolds, the first picture in 1775 and the second in 1772. The third picture had to wait until about 2010, but comfortably inhabits the internet hall of fame as a meme, seen here in the original macro image series formula, and usually placed after a screenshot of some crazy comment or question already posted online (filed as "dafuq" as in "wtf did I just read").

  • On the Episode of Dr. Swinfin and the Latin Document (AKA 1700's HIPAA) - Johnson calls on a Dr. Swinfin to help with his depression, but because of his enviable command of language, he wrote out his symptoms in Latin, to which Swinfin was so impressed, he showed all his friends. p59
  • On Living Cheaply - he only made social calls on 'clean shirt days' p80
  • On Psalmanazar the Faker - this was a friend of his, and this guy is so crazy, I need to write it out: He (Psalm.) got taken into another man's plot, to be 'converted' to Christianity by baptism, but pretending ot be Formosan it made the other guy look good as a clergyman. It worked, and the clergyman got his chaplaincy, and Psalmanazar stayed in London, as a Formosan, while he completely fabricated a book about his birthplace (published 1704). But wait - in the process he created a fake Formosan language, and made up all the letters, and was send to Oxford to teach it to young men who would go as missionaries. He would burn a candle all night in his window so people thought he was studying non-stop. p121 (no update given on what happened to those poor missionaries)
  • Samuel Johnson started his Dictionary at a time when England was not yet as powerful as an empire. They didn't have all the academies and learned men and public money and private patronage. They had an agreement between seven different booksellers and the genius of S.J. The biography's author calls this an example of the 'enlightened behavior' the free market is sometimes capable of. p130
  • The most polite letter ever - actually he was a very polite person in general, but this I'd like to copy, for the edification of any reader; this was written to a gentleman who asked how he could get a copy of the Dictionary when it came out, and despite his being a total stranger, Johnson wrote this response: Sire, If you imagine that by delaying my answer I intended to show any neglect of the notice with which you have favored me, you will neither think justly of yourself nor of me. Your civilities were offered with too much elegance not to engage attention, and I have too much pleasure in pleasing men like you, not to feel very sensibly the distinction which you have bestowed upon me. ... p200-201
  • On what I will call the Evolution of Authority; he's working with a professor at Oxford to help him write lectures, this one is about kingship, called "The King and his Coronation Oath" - In that age of prejudice and ignorance, when the civil institutions were yet few, and the securities of legal obligation very weak, both because offenses against the law were often unpunished, and because the law itself could be but little known, it was necessary to invest the king with some thing of a sacred character that might secure obedience by reverence, and more effectually preserve his person from danger and violation. For this reason it was necessary to interpose the clerical authority that the crown being imposed by a holy hand might communicate some sanctity to him that wore it. And, accordingly, the inauguration of a king is by our ancient historians termed consecration; and the writings, both fabulous and historical, of the Middle Ages connect with royalty some supernatural powers. p272
  • And then, he's writing about the American colonists (and he's kind of against them I think), but I might just call it 'Being Human' - No man has a right to any good without partaking of the evil by which that good is necessarily produced; no man has a right to security by another's danger, nor to plenty by another's labor, but as he gives something of his own which he who meets the danger, or undergoes the labour, but as he gives something of his own which he who meets the danger, or undergoes the labour considers as equivalent; no man has a right to the security of government without bearing his share of inconveniences. ... If by forsaking our native country we could carry away all its happiness and leave its evils behind, what human being would not wish for exile? p272
  • "A decent provision of the poor is a true test of a civilization." p280
  • Forsooth!
  • They used to wear an ink horn dangling from the lapel, for writing on the go. p357

Saturday, January 18, 2025

Benjamin Franklin's Autobiography


Written 1706-1790; this is considered the first autobiography (a la Albrecht Dürer's self-portrait?)
  • Says the Pope, judiciously: "Men should be taught as if you taught them not. And things unknown propos'd as things forgot."
  • Ben Franklin became a vegetarian because of that guy's book Way to Health(?), until he realized that animals eat other animals - he saw a fish get cut open once, and other fish were in its stomach.
  • (Talking shit) It was a habit he had acquired. He wanted to please everybody, and having little to give, he gave expectations. 
  • "Taking a Saint Monday" is when you're hung over from Sunday night, and call out of work.
  • He mentions how when they wanted to increase circulation of paper money, rich people didn't like the idea, but they had nobody to write about it. Ben Franklin could write, and had his own press, so he wrote in favor, and it happened. Imagine a day when simply knowing how to write made you that valuable. But also imagine a time when it was so rare that even "the rich" couldn't find one. 
  • I think "shut up" originally meant shut up in the house, not to shut your mouth.
  • He seems to think that reading, in itself, makes you a better person. Granted, it was very new at the time, and so yes it may have given you a huge advantage, like having a PhD today.
  • Imagine the nerve - "In the conduct of my newspaper I carefully excluded libeling and personal abuse, which is of late years become so disgraceful to our country. Whenever I was solicited to insert anything of that kind, and the writers pleaded as they generally did, the liberty of the press, and that a newspaper was like a stagecoach in which any one who would pay had a right to a place, my answer was, that I would print the piece separately if desired, and the author might have as many copies as he pleased to distribute to himself, but that I would not take upon me to spread his detraction, and that having contracted with my subscribers to furnish them with what might be either useful or entertaining, I could not fill their papers with private altercation in which they had no concern without doing them manifest injustice. ... These things I mention as a caution to young printers, and that they may be encouraged not to pollute their presses and disgrace their profession by such infamous practices, but refuse steadily .... In the Pennsylvania Gazette for June 10, 1731, Franklin wrote of having displeased many men "for refusing absolutely to print any of their party or personal reflections". On December 24, 1782, he wrote Francis Hopkinson: "If people will print heir abuses of one another, let them do it in little pamphlets, and distribute them where they think proper.
  • He tells a story of a guy he doesn't like, but who he has no choice but to cooperate with, and who is above him in station, and who would likely be for a long time: "I did not however aim at gaining his favor by paying any servile respect to him, but after some time took this other method. Having heard that he had in his library a certain very scarce and curious book, I wrote a note to him expressing my desire of perusing that book, and requesting he would do me the favor of lending it to me for a few days. He sent it immediately; and I returned it in about a week, with another note expressing strongly my sense of the favor. When we next met in the House he spoke to me, (which he had never done before) and with great civility. And he ever afterwards manifested a readiness to serve me on all occasions, so that we became great friends and our friendship continued to his death. Tis is another instance of the truth of an old maxim I had learned, which says, He that has once done you a kindness will be more ready to do you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged. And it shows how much more profitable it is prudently to remove, than to resent, return and continue inimical proceedings. [inimical: adverse, hurtful, enemy]
  • Ben Franklin on vaccines (in the *** 1700's) - In 1736 I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of 4 years old, by the smallpox taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly and still regret that I had no given it to him by inoculation. This I mention for the sake of parents, who omit that operation on the supposition that they should never forgive themselves if a child died under it; my example showing that the regret may be the same either way, and that therefore the safer should be chosen. 
  • Note, also from the 1700's, most of the profits of his paper came from advertisements.
Image credit: Benjamin Franklin - Joseph-Siffred Duplessis - 1785